HAHA I thought yesterday was rock bottom but it turns out it was today
“I’m setting up a micro-finance organization to help women in Malawi get interest free loans.”
“How old are you?”
“Eighteen.”
when I open my restaurant I’m going to hire the back of house staff on how well they can whip things with tea towels, and the front of house on how well they can take being whipped
just fucking flailing
I’m drowning all of a sudden
